And Finally, What Should We Do?
Well, it's too late to get a good receiver for this year, but if we are going to trade McKenzie, we should think about getting a receiver who could be an actual threat.We should cut Bawah Jue right now. He should be re-treading tires in Trenton by the end of the week.
Bob Slowik and Mike Sherman should be bound together with bailing wire and affixed to a large pole that is attached to the front grill of a pick-up truck. They should be driven around the state so that fans can pelt them with rocks and cans and occasionally stab them with pencils. Afterwards, then should be wrapped in bubble wrap and used a human bobbers for sturgeon fisherman on Lake Michigan. Next, I'd encase them in Firestone tires and threaten to set them on fire if they continue their incompetence. Then I'd release them by kicking them down a steep hill (still encased in tires) and shooting them with paint guns until they managed to run out of range.
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