Friday, October 01, 2004

Hee Hee

For some reason the Simpson's are on Fox tonight.

It's a newer episode where Mr. Burns buys all the media outlets in town to enhance his image.

He apparantly owns Itchy and Scratchy as well, because they air an Itchy and Scratchy where Scratchy (the cat) is protesting nuclear power. Itchy impales him with a forklift and begins a monologue about how nuclear power is great.

Scratchy says, "What about wind power? It's clean and safe."

Itchy says, "Is it?" and proceeds to drive him up to a windmill. The swinging blades cut off Itchy's head. While his head spins around on the blade, the camera goes in for a close-up and says, "Don't end up like me, vote Republican!"