Coward, Loser, Failure
Yes, that's Tim Couch I am describing.From today's Journal:
Tim Couch's August of disappointment dragged on Monday when the Green Bay Packers' beleaguered backup quarterback dropped out of another practice with arm trouble.
I guess the pussy finked out of practice because it was "cold".
"It wasn't great weather and he couldn't get his arm loosened up," quarterbacks coach Darrell Bevell said. "It's a funny thing. Sometimes he'll come out on the warmer days and say, 'Hey, it feels great, I don't feel any pain.' Then there's a day like today."
Cut the bitch now!
Why wait?
For added amusment, read this scout's assesment of his performance:
One scout who has seen Couch register a 39.6 passer rating in the first two games found it hard to believe how far his level of play has slipped.
"(Expletive), just pathetic," the scout said. "His arm really looks weak. He's not throwing a tight ball at all. Doesn't have any scrambling ability. He looks like a beat dog. He's in shock, dismay. I don't see any hope."
Maybe he should just resign and get out of town before someone throws his washed up body into a tire fire.
But the rookie McBrien looks ok. He's got a lot of fire in his gut, which I like. He's raw, but he's got potential.
"He's spunky," Bevell said. "Guys get excited when he's in there."
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