Wednesday, April 14, 2004

More on Ashkkkroft

In case you get all of your news from the mainstream media and headlines, you missed out on the biggest development from yesterday. John Ashcroft totally whopped ass in the 9/11 commission.

His performance was a devastating, back-breaking, nail-in-the-coffin blow to the democrats. He intercepted their pass, ran 99 yards for a TD, spiked the ball in their end zone, and fucked their cheerleaders.

Of course, the media's reaction to the democrats being slammed and embarassed, ...move along, nothing to see here ...