XL Halftime
As long as the zebras are making up touchdowns from whole cloth, why not just award the TD to Bettis? We can say he scored walking on his hands and afterward nodded and parted Lake St. Claire.And as long as we're taking touchdowns away from Seattle, why not just start the game with a negative 7 on their side of the scoreboard?
And if you're having a rock band play at halftime, you might to, y'know, make sure the guitars can be heard in the mix.
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