Saturday, August 27, 2005

In Their Own Words

Ted "Teen Wolf" Thompson: "It happened," general manager Ted Thompson said. "But we're not going to jump off the building or anything like that.

Really, you might want to reconsider that, Ted. Here, let me help!

Bob McGinn (reporter): "...coach Mike Sherman was unable to stir one iota of execution or emotion from his players".

Shermbutt: Penalties killed them on both sides of the ball. "Put that on me," Sherman said.

Don't worry bubble pants, that's just what we're planning to do.

Teen Wolf: "Tonight it looks like it's a better team out there," Thompson said, referring to the Patriots.

Really? Wow, maybe you aren't completely deaf, dumb, and blind. And who's job is it to put good players on the field? Anyone ...?