I have this neighbor
She’s very nice and we’ve talked many times. I like her. She’s a principal or vice-principal at an elementary school and has a beautiful yard and really loves the World’s Naughtiest Dog (WND).I recently learned that she’s a lesbian.
The funny thing is that I somehow didn’t pick up on it earlier, …all the rainbow pennants and banners in her yard, her love of big dogs, her Ford Escort wagon. I didn’t figure it out until her girlfriend started spending a lot of time at the house. If you google the words "typical male stereotype of a lesbian", I’m sure the girlfriend's picture shows up.
She’s not very friendly and has never said Hi to any of us. She’s younger than my neighbor. She’s definitely more radicalized, and a serious outcast. I’m sure her teen years were a nightmare, she bares all the scars of alienation and introspection.
I can tell from her glaring eyes that she probably feels that everyone in the neighborhood hates her for her orientation, when in fact nobody cares. Especially me. I could care less what they do or what they believe or what they are. My neighbor is really nice and I couldn’t really ask for a better neighbor. I’d send my kid to her school without hesitation.
Well, the family went to the state fair on Sunday. It was hot and 90 degrees outside. When we came home in the afternoon we let the WND out for a few hours.
When I went to retrieve her, there was a foreign water dish in our yard. Someone had given her water.
This pissed me off because it is implying that we’re bad dog owners.
The next day I came home after work and the neighbor and her friend were in their backyard. I overheard the girlfriend say to my neighbor, "Yeah, well I want to brush her today." Of course, she said it with a frown. Everything is said with a frown from her.
She turned and saw me as she said this, and I’m thinking, Now this bitch thinks she can come over here and groom my dog? The fucking cunt! How long before she kidnaps the WND and forces me to start busting KD Lang CDs on her buzzcut?
So far they’ve stayed away from my yard.
And here’s a brilliant idea, …GET YOUR OWN FUCKING DOG!
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