Things I Learned During My One Week Christmas Vacation
1. I hate work.A long two-month stretch of "crunch time" at work finally passed last week. When it comes to habitual behavior, I'm clay. Consequently, on the eve of my one week vacation, I actually felt stressed out while wondering what I would do with myself for seven whole empty days. I like to keep my mind on a short leash for fear that I will sink into some sort of long, emotional trench if left idle. Now I fear the same thing will happen when I re-enter my sensory deprivation cube at work next week.
2. One week is not long enough.
3. I actually spent about 4 minutes trying to figure out what the hell is behind this? My guess is that rich, blind, and tone-deaf parents are involved.
4. In order for the Brewers to do as badly as the Packers did this year, they would have to win only 20 games all year. That means they would have to lose 61 more games next year than they did this year.
5. Alba-freaks don't have to suffor through her most recent horrible movie (I know that doesn't really narrow it down), just click here to see all you need to see.
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