Tuesday, February 24, 2004

Humor

LT. Smash brings humor to the situation:

Julia Henshaw, an elementary school teacher from Sausalito, says that her six-year-old marriage to her husband Hank has changed dramatically over the past two weeks. “Our relationship was going wonderfully. Hank took me out for a fancy dinner on Valentine’s Day, then surprised me with tickets to the Opera!” Julia recalls, smiling at the memory. “Now he just stays out all night prowling the streets of San Francisco with his friends. One of my girlfriends says she spotted them going into a nudie show in the Mission District.”

“I blame the gays – if they hadn’t gone and undermined the institution of marriage, Hank wouldn’t be doing this,” Julia concludes.