Saturday, December 27, 2003

Suburbanites are Really F@cked Up

There are many reasons why I don't want to live in the suburbs. Of course I want to stay close to whatever limited "action" this city offers, I want my child to grow up seeing and knowing people from all walks of life, and I love the look and feel of a city environment. But the main reason is that I want to stay far away from the crazed, minivan driving, monstrous stroller pushing, vacuous, vain parents of spoiled children.

This story cracked me up. And, of course, it could only happen in the suburbs.