Monday, September 22, 2003

All mistakes, all the time

Bad coaching can kill you. If a team puts up a lousy effort, then you blame the coaches because it is there job to get the players ready to play.

The Packers can be beaten by any team that is willing to try hard. Any team that comes in motivated can beat the Packers.

First of all, the Packer syched themselves out about the heat in Arizona. Only an idiot would psych out his own team like Sherman did by bringing in those cooling tubes.

Of course, the Packers probably win if Ahman Green doesn't fumble a few times to start off the game.

But the real culprit is the defense. I think the Packers should be forced to stop using the word "defense" to identify their defensive squad. They should call it the yield squad because they had about as much effectiveness stopping the lowly Cardinals as a yield sign has a stopping me when I'm drunk, speeding, listening to Motley Crue, and really really really gotta piss.

Let me state this with as much clarity as possible: If your defensive (defen-seive is more like it) scheme centers on giving each receiver 5-10 yards of cushion, then not only will you lose the game, but you are also a stark, raving, f--cking dumbass. The trick to playing defense against the pass is to "DEFEND THE PASS". Maybe you might wanna, you know, try to actually stop the receiver from catching the ball. If it's not too much trouble.

I'm too happy to be pissed, but I hope there are asses kicked in GB today. Starting at the top.